Vicky/Vicki Valentine

Lil' Vicky Valentine It seems I am not the only Vicky Valentine on the internet. This fact is not in itself the least bit surprising given that the origin of my name is a rather strict, domineering (does that make her a 'dominatrix'?) character in 'The Simpsons', from the episode entitled 'Last Tap Dance in Springfield' (where Bart and Milhouse camp in the shopping mall and Lisa fails to learn to tap dance). Tori Valentine But since I chose my name in 2002, a number of other Vicky (or Vicki) Valentine's have appeared and I thought it would be fun to pay homage to them on my web-site. One of them is another t*girl from the USA, who goes by the name of Tori Valentine; Tori being an alternative shortening of Victoria (as, indeed, Vicky is). Still with me? Good, read on... Victoria (Vicki) Valentine Next up is a drag queen! Yup, yet another lady who might be happy to called a t*girl in the shapely form of Miss Victoria Valentine who contacted me as soon as she realised the family connection. Victoria (Vicki to her friends) works in and around New Orleans and was voted Miss Gay Louisiana America in 2001 and in 2004 (and with looks like that you can see why). Miss Victoria Valentine In my searching of the internet for namesakes, it was gratifying to learn that there are some (but it would seem, not many) ordinary girls out and about whose name is also Vicky Valentine (or one of its variants) too. The best looking would have to be Victoria Valentine from Canada shown here on the left. Vicky Valentine Then there's the Vicky Valentine toy which could be found inside childrens' chocolate egg Kinder Surprise or 'eggs of numbing inevitability' as Bill Bailey describes them, though I'm not 100% sure what kind of animal it is supposed to be. A mole perhaps? Vicky Valentine Next up is US singer Ashlee Simpson. Ashlee claims her split personality, wild side, bad-girl ego is called Vicky Valentine. She has even released an album under the name, to try and distinguish the material from her usual guitar-based pop. Where she chose the name from is not certain, but given the aforementioned Simpson's connection, perhaps she is a fan of Homer, Bart and the crew.

From here on, however, it gets rather weird (and just a little saucy)... Almost all the other Vicky (or Vicki) Valentine's, on the internet seem to be topless or glamour models or fully-fledged porn stars! Vicky Valentine The first of these (on the left, here), is a British topless model whose pictures have appeared in, amongst other places, the Sunday Sport. It's not quite clear whether she's a 'Vicki' or a 'Vicky', but what is rather frightening is that she looks remarkably like a she-male porn star - take a look at the rather masculine nose and harsh, painted on eyebrows! She's also appeared on Suburban Amateurs in rather more revealing poses - and it would seem, has rather obviously had a boob-job at some point. Hold your mouse over the picture to see what I mean! Vicki Valentine And last but certainly not least there's another adult model, Vicki Valentine (shown here on the right). Vicki is famed for her ample busom and can be found doing (and showing!) her stuff all over the internet. I'm not sure if this Vicki is British or American (it's not as if it's really that important) but I suspect she's from the United Kingdom like my good self. Jill Valentine As if that's not naughty enough, it seems that the surname 'Valentine' is commonly associated with glamour models of various kinds. Here on the left is none other than Jill Valentine, who, as well as being a character in Resident Evil 2 where she is a dominatrix female heroine something akin to Laura Croft in Tomb Raider, she also appears in the flesh in various fetish photoshoots as well! Stacy Valentine As if to prove a point, there's also Stacy Valentine who appears in several rather raunchy (to put it mildly) DVD's such as 'Girl Next Door'. Lily Valentine There's also a Lily Valentine who, to keep with a theme, is also the star of various adult web-sites! I'm not sure what all this actually means, other than it would appear that I have some rather fetching namesakes and, I suppose, family members! Oh, and who could forget, a whole day in mid February named after me...!

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