| Transact |
Getting into a flap about which colour lipstick to wear. |
| Transatlantic |
American tranny visiting London (or vice versa). |
| Transduce |
Match point in a tranny tennis match. |
| Transfix |
Whether to wear the red heels or the black ones? |
| Transformer |
A corsets or other body shaping underwear. |
| Transistor |
Brother with a penchant for lingerie. |
| Transit |
What trannies do after a short totter in their heels. |
| Translate |
Normal tranny timekeeping. |
| Transmission |
London's number one tranny club of course! |
| Transmit |
Woolly gloves to keep your nail varnish intact. |
| Transmute |
A silent tranny (note - no such thing exists). |
| Transom |
Noise made by a meditating Buddhist tranny. |
| Transparent |
Dad who dresses up as Mum or vice versa. |
| Transplant |
A rose by any other name. |
| Transpond |
Where drakes dressed as ducks hang out. |
| Transport |
Any vehicle where your knickers show when you get out. |
| Transpose |
Checking your make-up in a mirror while drinking champagne. |
| Transverse |
Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Rowena? |