Lost in Trans-Lation

Lost in Trans-Lation
There are lots of words that begin with 'trans' other than transvestite or transsexual. Here's my light-hearted take on some alternative meanings for these oft misunderstood ladies of the dictionary...
Transact Getting into a flap about which colour lipstick to wear.
Transatlantic American tranny visiting London (or vice versa).
Transduce Match point in a tranny tennis match.
Transfix Whether to wear the red heels or the black ones?
Transformer A corsets or other body shaping underwear.
Transistor Brother with a penchant for lingerie.
Transit What trannies do after a short totter in their heels.
Translate Normal tranny timekeeping.
Transmission London's number one tranny club of course!
Transmit Woolly gloves to keep your nail varnish intact.
Transmute A silent tranny (note - no such thing exists).
Transom Noise made by a meditating Buddhist tranny.
Transparent Dad who dresses up as Mum or vice versa.
Transplant A rose by any other name.
Transpond Where drakes dressed as ducks hang out.
Transport Any vehicle where your knickers show when you get out.
Transpose Checking your make-up in a mirror while drinking champagne.
Transverse Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Rowena?
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