Lil' Vicky Valentine |
It seems I am not the only Vicky Valentine on the internet. I used to be back in 2002 when my site first went live, but I'm not any more. This fact is not in itself the least bit surprising given that the origin of my name is a rather strict, domineering (does that make her a 'dominatrix'?) character in 'The Simpsons', from the episode entitled 'Last Tap Dance in Springfield' (where Bart and Milhouse camp in the shopping mall and Lisa fails to learn to tap dance). It's also quite good alliteration, and I suppose the connection between Valentine and 'love' makes it's choice by wannabe starlets less than unusual.
Tori Valentine |
But since I chose my name in 2002, a number of other Vicky (or Vicki) Valentine's have appeared and I thought it would be fun to pay homage to them, my 'sisters' on my web-site. The first of them is another t*girl from the USA, who goes by the name of Tori Valentine; Tori being an alternative shortening of Victoria (as, indeed, Vicky is). Still with me? Good, read on…
Vicki Valentine |
Next up are drag queens! Yup, not one but two, both sisters of mine. The first of these is a lovely lady who might be happy to called a t*girl in the shapely form of Miss Vicki Valentine who contacted me as soon as she realised the family connection. Vicki was voted Miss Gay Louisiana USofA in 2001 and Miss Gay Arkansas in 2003 (and with looks like that you can see why).
Miss Victoria Valentine |
And second in the list of delicious drag queens is Miss Victoria Valentine who, just to confuse matters, was voted Miss Gay Louisiana America (as opposed to Miss Gay Louisiana USofA - you can see how easy it is to get confused can't you!) Apparently Vicky (above) and Victoria are friends. I know it's confusing when me and some of my tranny friends called Vicky go out together but having the same name completely must be so confusing that even after several gin and tonics, the situation would be no clearer either for the Vickys themselves or for anyone around them. |
Victoria Valentine |
In my searching of the internet for namesakes, it was gratifying to learn that there are some (but it would seem, not many) ordinary girls out and about whose name is also Vicky Valentine (or one of its variants) too. The best looking would have to be Victoria Valentine from Canada shown here on the left. There are lots of others of course, who I am sure are equally beautiful, and it's not that I am particularly excluding anyone, I just haven't found pictures of them!
Vicky Valentine |
Then there's the Vicky Valentine toy which could be found inside childrens' chocolate egg Kinder Surprise or 'eggs of numbing inevitability' as Bill Bailey describes them, though I'm not 100% sure what kind of animal it is supposed to be. A mole perhaps? Now how would a mole end up being called Vicky Valentine? And from where did the manufacturers get the idea for the name? The mind boggles. The mole, being made of plastic, doesn't boggle.
Vicky 'Bleeding Heart' Valentine |
Continuing in the 'toy' theme, there is now a range of mugs, keyrings and other assorted goodies with a picture of Vicky 'Bleeding Heart' Valentine on them. This Vicky is a bit of a goth, and no doubt rather adept at breaking hearts, as, I am sure, the rest of the girls in the Valentine family are capable of doing. If your heart has been broken by a valentine (whether a member of my family or not), perhaps you should get a Vicky V keyring?
Vicky Valentine |
Next up is US singer Ashlee Simpson. Ashlee claims her split personality, wild side, bad-girl ego is called Vicky Valentine. She has even released an album under the name, to try and distinguish the material from her usual guitar-based pop. Where she chose the name from is as equally uncertain as the good people at Kinder chocolate, but given the aforementioned Simpson's connection, perhaps she is a fan of Homer, Bart and the crew.
From here on in, it gets sexy, saucy and rather raunchy (to put it mildly). If you want to see the more raucous members of the Valentine family, then visit the Veluptuous Vicky Valentine vixens here. Be warned: like every family, there are some members whose activities are not for the faint hearted, we all have black sheep in the closet (or some similar metaphor). If you actually have a faint heart, you may not wish to click the link at all…! |
