 OK, so even I admit, that this set of photos doesn't really have a story. Well only a rather flimsy one at best. I had a friend coming over for dinner and wanted to experiment a bit with my make up and clothes and stuff. That's about it really. And for a casual night in, as you can see, I chose to wear nothing more than jeans and a t*shirt…No high heels. No short skirt. Oh, hang on… |
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| Well I knew you would be a bit disappointed with just a photo of me in my jeans and 'Little Miss Naughty' socks, so in the best 'Vicky's Vault' tradition, I dug out this rather bright pink skirt and a pair of pink high-heels and snapped a couple more pictures for my collection and your entertainment. Entertainment that is in the loosest sense of the word, which is not to try and say that I am in any way loose, just that these pictures could only loosely be classed as entertainment even at the best of times. |
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  Now here's a bit of fun. By pulling my skirt up a bit I can make it look like a pair of hot-pants a la the ones in the Kylie video 'Spinning Around' though of course, she is 3 feet shorter than me (roughly). And much cuter too! Amazing what increadibly pointless photos it is possible to assemble with just a few everyday items of clothing when you put your mind to it. Will wonders never cease?Join us again next time for more stories with no punchline and more vague attempts by London's top transvestite impersonator Vicky Valentine to pass herself off as famous people by imitating their shorts. Or something. |
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