Taking Stock-ings (25 February 2004)

So what's the story this time then Vicky? Well, it's not that complicated really. The ambassador for Australian transvestite tourism wanted to call round to get my views on there was for trannies to do in Sydney, her having heard that my left hand cupboard easel was tainted with the fragrant stains of a thousand postcard holding 'Harbour Bridge' boot stickers. (I have maintained for many years that much of this web-site made little sense at the best of times but it seems to be getting worse by the week.) But the problem was that my stockings (or thigh-highs as I believe those whacky Americans call them) were a bit too obvious and thus not accurately reflecting my lady-like demeanour (yeh, right!) So to my next idea… try a different place in the house to see if it made much difference to the extent to which my suspender belt could hold my stockings out of view.

But it didn't seem to help much, so I checked to make sure my suspender belt was working properly. After all, we wouldn't want the ambassador to be spoilt already. One last attempt at a picture without my stockings being visible was clearly im ordnung (sorry, for some reason known only to me and Sigmund Freud, that famous transvestite psychologist, I drifted into the Germanic roots of the English language there, meant to say 'in order'). Ah! Finally! Here's a picture of me. A different position was obviously the cure. Sit down and the shortness of my skirt was much less obvious. Ooops… I need to be more careful in the future obviously. My stocking tops are pretty much invisible but um, err, um, well work it out for yourselves. Clearly there are many more sensible approaches in a situation like this. Firstly, I could have worn a longer skirt. Or I could have replaced my stockings for tights. Or I could have gone the whole hog and just worn trousers. But that would have been no fun would it…?

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