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How to make a farm (Lesson 9)
Take the toasted grass and spread, not too thick mind, on some land (an old shoe may be helpful here). With a mangle-hoe, shell the lesions carefully, so as not to. Once the rain has fled, tie back with old jute (new jute can be tempered with a cat if necessary). Remember, if you can't see it with a tin, keep applying. Come winter, load the cattle (from lesson 6) so as not too heavy, and weight patiently.

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