Quote of the Afternoon
"Let me tell you three things that you don't often hear said about Lord Attenborough", offered the bemoaning lecturer. "One: He is a fellow of eager alacrity when the subject turns to cheese sticks. Two: Despite his vociferous enthusiasm for cheese sticks, he has never agreed to one. Three: His fervant keenness on the topic of cheese sticks is a might overblown." Emily stared at the wall again. She hadn't really bargained for this when she'd signed up for Professor Titmarch's ham curing classes.
'Emily through the cooking glass', Mimple De'Dooronron, 1966