Quote of the Night
One time upon a time, there big giant with scared children face to have was. Lived giant in clouds, "My lunch to go down is here now ready time", giant to growled did. But people of down did not like for lunch giant give. Instead people gived giant no bacon so he waked up and was to gone being. People is cheering, "We more than giant cleverer and bacon here keep". So giant squash people with giant pig.
Moral of story: Don't let a 7 year old translate traditional folk tales from their original Estonian. Many of the nuances of the story can be easily lost.